All posts tagged "Halloween candy"
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Marijuana Candy Warning for Trick-or-Treaters Goes Viral for Being Utterly Ridiculous
Twitter has been having a field day mocking this Fox News report warning parents to watch out for...
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Halloween Candy Ranked from Best to Absolute Garbage
Your kids are going to get a metric ton of candy at Halloween. Here's a definitive ranking of...
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Chocolate-Covered Brussels Sprouts Are the Best Way to Ruin Halloween
Are you a trash person with garbage where her heart should be? Or just a gentle soul who...
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Jimmy Kimmel’s Halloween Video Of Crying Kids Is Only Funny If You Are A Huge Jerk
Every year, Jimmy Kimmel
Trick-Or-Treater Hits The Motherlode Thanks To Absentminded Mom
Sometimes I try to multitask with disastrous results, like the day I was rushed while making breakfast and...
People Putting Anti-Vaxx Propaganda On Halloween Candy Are So Dumb It’s Scary
Just when you thought anti-vaxxers couldn't do anything stupider to try and spread their misinformation, the National Vaccine...
Teenagers Who Show Up At My Door On Halloween With An Attitude And No Costume Get Nothing
I don't buy a bunch of candy just so I can give it to a bunch of thankless...
10 Treats That Are Sure To Get Your House Egged On Halloween
If you awoke on November 1st last year to a front yard full of toilet paper and...
Evil Rich Bitch Wants To Know If She Has To Give Halloween Candy To The Poors
Halloween is a time for everyone to have fun. For adults, it could mean binge-eating
Parents Need To Stop Freaking Out About Pot Candy And Just Use The Eyes In Their Heads
Following the tradition of the old "razor blade in candy" myth of my childhood, parents in Denver are...
The 8 Types Of People You Will Meet On Halloween
Whether you loathe the assignment or love reliving your childhood through your kids, the players are usually the...
I Didn’t Become A Mom To Not Go Trick-Or-Treating With My Infant
I won't be handing out candy this year, as I fully plan on exploiting my twins in all...
Halloween Is Already Stressing Me Out
It's September, and that means it's time to start thinking about Halloween. The stores are loaded up with...
Top 5 Ways To Use Your Leftover Halloween Candy This Year
If your family is anything like mine then you probably have a lot of leftover Halloween candy once...