Marijuana Candy Warning for Trick-or-Treaters Goes Viral for Being Utterly Ridiculous
Every year parents all over America freak out about the threat of poisoned Halloween candy. This week, Fox 29…
Halloween Candy Ranked from Best to Absolute Garbage
We all know the real reason we take our kids trick-or-treating, right? So we can “inspect” the candy and…
Chocolate-Covered Brussels Sprouts Are the Best Way to Ruin Halloween
Are you a monster? A trash person with garbage where your heart should be? When you leave the room,…
Jimmy Kimmel’s Halloween Video Of Crying Kids Is Only Funny If You Are A Huge Jerk
Every year, Jimmy Kimmel does a segment on his show right after Halloween showing parents lying to their children…
Trick-Or-Treater Hits The Motherlode Thanks To Absentminded Mom
Raising kids is hectic. You’re trying to do what feels like a million things at once, usually accompanied by some…
People Putting Anti-Vaxx Propaganda On Halloween Candy Are So Dumb It’s Scary
Just when you thought anti-vaxxers couldn’t do anything stupider to try and spread their misinformation, the National Vaccine Information…
Teenagers Who Show Up At My Door On Halloween With An Attitude And No Costume Get Nothing
On Halloween about six years ago when I was still living in Brooklyn, I ran out of candy relatively…
10 Treats That Are Sure To Get Your House Egged On Halloween
When planning a trick-or-treating route for Halloween, you know the houses you want to hit based on two things-…
Evil Rich Bitch Wants To Know If She Has To Give Halloween Candy To The Poors
Halloween is a time for everyone to have fun. For adults, it could mean binge-eating your kid’s leftover candy,…
Parents Need To Stop Freaking Out About Pot Candy And Just Use The Eyes In Their Heads
Following the tradition of the old “razor blade in the apple” myth of my childhood, parents in Denver are…
The 8 Types Of People You Will Meet On Halloween
Some parents like to stay home to hand out candy on Halloween, others of us end up as trick-or-treat…
I Didn’t Become A Mom To Not Go Trick-Or-Treating With My Infant
Halloween is for people of all ages to enjoy, and if you stay home because you think your baby…
Halloween Is Already Stressing Me Out
It’s September, and that means it’s time to start thinking about Halloween. The stores are loaded up with their…
Top 5 Ways To Use Your Leftover Halloween Candy This Year
If your family is anything like mine then you probably have a lot of leftover Halloween candy once the…