Holidays
Teenagers Who Show Up At My Door On Halloween With An Attitude And No Costume Get Nothing
Mass of teenagers walks up to my stoop and just stares at me.
Me: I have no more candy.
What looks to be about a 17-year-old boy: Yeah you do. I see it.
Me: I’m saving it for little kids. Who are actually in costume.
Him: Fuck you, lady.
Not only could this little shit not be bothered to even attempt a costume or say Trick-or-Treat – he was also telling me to fuck off. Oh, hell no. It was then that I realized rude teenagers who came to my door expecting candy could suck it. No, I don’t feel bad about it, either.
I’m the soup-Nazi of Halloween – I admit it. Show up at my door with no costume and an attitude and it’s No candy for you! I know a lot of people think teenagers are just trying to hold on to a slice of their childhood and that may be true. But if it is true, then show up with a costume and say Trick-or-Treat, damnit.