10 Treats That Are Sure To Get Your House Egged On Halloween

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trick or treat pranksterWhen planning a trick-or-treating route for Halloween, you know the houses you want to hit based on two things- how awesome their decorations are and what kind of candy they usually hand out. Just like you make sure the kids make it to that brown house on the corner that gives out full sized Snickers bars, you skip other houses.Those with no lights on, ones with tons of stairs or long driveways and the houses that are notorious for handing out crappy treats. If you awoke on November 1st last year to a front yard full of toilet paper and have no idea why, maybe you made the mistake of handing out one of these treats that are actually a trick.

1. Pretzels

While as an adult I can appreciate having something salty to balance out sweet, kids don’t have the palate to appreciate such nuances. Unless they’re covered in chocolate, save the pretzels for your bento lunchbox.

2. Popcorn balls

They taste like Styrofoam that also has the power to break your jaw. Popcorn balls are only good for one thing on Halloween- throwing at siblings who try to steal your candy.

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