You Can Buy A Unicorn Taco Holder And Have The Most Majestic Taco Ever
Are you looking for a way to spice up your Taco Tuesday? Or are you just looking to spice up your kitchen table? Either way, there’s a very easy and decorative solution. Allow me to introduce to you the Barbuzzo Unicorn Taco Holder. Yes, you’re reading that correctly. There is now a unicorn taco holder, because what better way to send off 2018? The answer is, there is no better way. It’s the most millennial, extra thing that could exist; the only way you could improve it is to add glitter. But glitter would be very messy, so probably best to skip it this time around.
So, you know how delicious tacos are yes? But, as delicious as they are, they’re super annoying to eat. Your average crispy taco shell has a round bottom. Come on people, it’s almost 2019, why aren’t we making all of our tacos with flat bottoms? Either way, we all know that as soon as we fill our taco shells they tip over and forget about taking a bite. It’s all downhill from there — broken bits of shell, filling falling out, salsa dripping. But that’s where the unicorn taco holder comes in.
At first, it just looks like a more svelte version of a My Little Pony. But then you realize that it’s a majestic creature with a purpose to serve — to serve you the best flipping taco ever. In true unicorn form, the holder transforms from a regular unicorn to a taco carrying beacon of goodness. All you have to do it remove the mane and tail and slip your taco into the holder. Truth be told, it’s better than any magic trick; because it’s doing something that we’re just capable of doing — keeping our taco together and looking pretty. We try, but it’s just not that easy.
This precious little life saver is not only functional, but it’s fucking fabulous. Any millennial (or tween girl) worth their weight will buy at least one for their tiny apartment kitchen. And this pretty lady isn’t just a unicorn taco holder, you can slip a sandwich in there, or maybe leave your quesadilla there to cool. The possibilities are endless. And if for some reason, you don’t like unicorns, they also make dinosaur taco holders. Because they want to cover their bases. The unicorn taco holder is the best $30 you’ll ever spend.