People Are Losing Their Minds Thinking Jessica Simpson Dyed Her Daughter’s Hair
It’s 2 days post-Halloween, and people are making their way through the costume round-ups. Celebrity costumes are always amazing,…
Jessica Simpson Shared a Photo of Her Leg Hair and People Really, Really Wanted to See It
Social media really made celebrities more accessible. Now thanks to Twitter and Instagram and Snapchat, celebrities are actually talking…
Jessica Simpson Posted a Photo of Her Daughter in a Bikini, and the Internet Flipped Out
Jessica Simpson has been getting flack since her “Chicken of the Sea” days for everything from her singing, to…
Jessica Simpson Holds A Purse So She’s Obviously Trying To Cover Up Her Post-Pregnancy Body
Just in case you forgot for one, single minute how much women in Hollywood are body shamed after their…
Jessica Simpson Had Her Baby Boy So You Can All Stop Pacing The Floor In Anticipation!
Jessica Simpson gave birth to Ace Knute in Los Angeles on Sunday via planned C-section, according to CNN. Little Maxwell…
Jessica Simpson Faked Being A Mom To Some Strange Baby For OK Magazine – Parents Of Strange Baby Sue
Jessica Simpson is such a little entrepreneur! Not only is the star worth something like one billion dollars, she…
Jessica Simpson Is Racing Her Very Fertile Uterus To The Altar
Jessica Simpson‘s wedding plans with fiance Eric Johnson have been somewhat thwarted and she’ll be the first one to tell…
STFU TMZ For Your ‘Not All Famous Preggo Chicks Have to Be HUGE’ Fat-Shamey Opinion
First of all, apologies to my girl Blair Koenig, because whenever I use the term STFUâ„¢, even in REAL…
Jessica Simpson Invites People Mag To Her Baby Shower, Keenly Cites How Much Baby Weight She’s Gained
Jessica Simpson may be pregnant with her second child — a son — but that doesn’t mean she’s breaking…
Breaking: Jessica Simpson Steps Out Of The House Looking Like Every Other Pregnant Woman Ever
We need to interrupt your regularly scheduled content for an important breaking news item. Jessica Simpson left her house…
Jessica Simpson Continues To Exploit Her Daughter’s Insane Adorableness At Another Promotional Event
Last week, it was backstage home movies to promote her reality show, Fashion Star. This week, Jessica Simpson is…
Please Tell Me That Celebrity Moguls Kim Kardashian And Jessica Simpson Don’t Actually Have ‘Baby Registries’
Celebrity baby registries. I don’t know why I am sort of floored that this is an actual thing but…
Jessica Simpson Shows Exactly What ‘Celeb Mom Child Exploitation’ Means With New Video Of Baby Maxwell
Just yesterday I was trying to explain the difference between my own job, where I sometimes use stories about…
Jessica Simpson Says ‘Wieners Make Her Nauseous’ Which Translates To A Baby Boy!
I hate the word “wiener.” I also hate the word “moist.” I want to make this article all about…