Jessica Simpson Says ‘Wieners Make Her Nauseous’ Which Translates To A Baby Boy!

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twitterI hate the word “wiener.” I also hate the word “moist.” I want to make this article all about the words I hate but instead I have to inform all of you (because all of you care so very much) that Jessica Simpson is having a baby boy! So Lindsay Cross can be terribly disappointed that the name “Ace” will not be used for a baby girl. But back to wieners, Jessica was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and she accidentally let slip the sex of her unborn baby with: The crazy thing is I never knew a wiener could make me nauseous. After realizing what she had done, Jessica then said:

Well I guess I just told the world that I’m having a boy!

And she also tweeted:

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This is the second child for Jessica and her fiancé Eric Johnson, but don’t hold your breath for any additional babies, because Jessica also said :

I really don’t want to be pregnant again because this pregnancy is really rocking my world right now.

She then stated that she is going to go back to being a virgin until she is actually married.

Maybe I should go back to when I was younger – I was a virgin before I was married, so maybe I should just completely reverse and just stop having sex all together until Eric and I actually say “I do.

Yeah, good luck with that big plan Jessica because a person who is losing sleep with having a newborn in the house ain’t gonna be too happy with also having no sex.

I will say that I really dug her dress for maternity wear, and it is from her own line of clothing  Destination Maternity.

The good thing is when you’re pregnant you can feel sexy, You don’t have to have all these frumpy clothes.

Yeah, because the majority of pregnant women can just create their own line of clothing if they don’t like what they see on the racks. All women do that! Celebrities are just like us except they actually use the word “wiener” in adult conversations!

(Photo: Wenn & Twitter)