All posts by Eve Vawter
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Eve Vawter | August 11, 2017
10 Ideas to Celebrate the First Day of School for Excited Kids and Nervous Ones
It can be hard for kids to meet new teachers and make new friends, and even if...
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Eve Vawter | July 1, 2017
Here’s My Ultimate Parenting Technique For Being Around Obnoxious Kids You Can’t Stand
I never really liked kids. Until I had my own. I thought babies were cute and little kids...
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Eve Vawter | July 22, 2014
Goodbye Mommyish, Sorry I Killed America
I hate goodbyes pretty much more than anything. Whenever anyone leaves me or I have to leave people...
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Eve Vawter | July 22, 2014
Maybe This 8-Year-Old Cursed At An Adult Because His Dad Spanks Him
I’ve known plenty of eight-year-old kids in my day. In my experience, eight-year-olds are pretty agreeable humans, they...
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Eve Vawter | July 21, 2014
Nothing Fills Me With More Mom Angst And Loathing Than $78 Bunny Nightlights
There is a certain type of feeling you get when confronted with items that you want for your...
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Eve Vawter | July 21, 2014
Pregnant Woman Busted After Posting Shoplifted Dress Snaps On Facebook
Stop me if you've heard this one before, pregnant woman goes into a store, shoplifts an ugly dress,...
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Eve Vawter | July 18, 2014
Housewife Kim Zolciak Celebrates Birth of Twins By Making Her Husband Drink A Placenta Smoothie
So Kim replied like any other woman trying to make her husband suck down a nice heaping...
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Eve Vawter | July 18, 2014
80 Children Amongst Passengers Killed During Flight MH17 Attack
Yesterday a Boeing 777 aircraft traveling from Amsterdam to Kuala Lumpur was hit by a surface-to-air missile...
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Eve Vawter | July 17, 2014
The Idea Of Child Robots Being Used To Treat Pedophiles Doesn’t Sound Logical To Me
As much as I love this Brave New World and the idea that technology is advancing each and...
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Eve Vawter | July 17, 2014
After Man’s Arrest For Involuntary Manslaughter, You’ll Think Twice About Hugging A Baby
An arrest warrant said Kemp killed the child 'by giving him a bear hug, squeezing the victim so...
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Eve Vawter | July 16, 2014
I Co-Slept With All of My Kids From Birth And Didn’t Kill Any Of Them
And what upsets me most about this is there are parents out there who co-slept who had an...
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Eve Vawter | July 16, 2014
Darling Little Girl Offers Flowergirl Services At City Hall – Would Also Like A Unicorn
Most days I would be all cynical about things like this because you know what? Life stinks kid...
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Eve Vawter | July 15, 2014
The Real Reasons Why Women Breastfeed In Public
Breastfeeding moms are told to cover up, to be discreet, to go feed their babies in public restrooms...
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Eve Vawter | July 15, 2014
Like This Couple From Delaware, I Would Also Like To Have Sex On The Roof Of A Chipotle
If you say you don't love Chipotle so much that you wouldn't have sex on the roof of...