Childrearing

The Real Reasons Why Women Breastfeed In Public

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Reasonw hy women breastfeed in public Most moms who choose to breastfeed in public do so because their baby is hungry. There really are no other reasons. Sometimes moms do it because their babies are extremely fussy, or because lactating moms are worried they will start leaking through their shirt, or because it is time for a feeding. But it can all be dumbed down to moms breastfeed in public because their babies are hungry. It’s a really simple fact, but something the internet just can’t wrap their minds around, because they think women who breastfeed in public do it for many other reasons.

Breastfeeding moms are told to cover up, to be discreet, to go feed their babies in public restrooms because as we all know, there is nothing more pleasant than having lunch in a place reserved for urinating and defecting, or else to go sit in a hot car in a parking lot and feed your baby in the privacy of your vehicle. When I was breastfeeding my kids, and when I did so in public, I always did it because they were hungry, but according to the internet, women do it for many other reasons. Here are some of my favorites below.

 

 

1: Because when I try and sew the fig leaves together they keep falling apart

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 6.46.26 AM2:  My nipples want to say hello to the world 

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3: Because of disrespectful ass tits 

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4: Because I’m a random hooker 

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5: I like exposing children to my danger breasts 

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6: I want to see more penis 

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7: I’m a show-off 

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8: I want your teenage son to see 

Screen Shot 2014-07-15 at 7.09.30 AM9:  I like dragging my kids out in public 

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10: I don’t understand hygience 

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 11: I’m an animal 

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12: Because I want to say the F-word to Grandma 

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