All posts by Eve Vawter
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Eve Vawter | August 17, 2012
Hot Cheetos and Takis: Kid Rappers Spittin’ About Snack Food Is The Jam Of The Summer
The Y.N. RichKids are a product of the North Community YMCA’s Beats & Rhymes Program. The program was...
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Eve Vawter | August 16, 2012
Back To School Week: School Fundraising Programs Can Suck It
School fundraising programs teach kids nothing except their neighbors don't want to buy their frozen pizzas.
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Eve Vawter | August 16, 2012
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: It’s Not As Bad As You Think
It’s a stark contrast to the wealth and shallowness of the Kardashians or The Housewives. Even though I...
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Eve Vawter | August 15, 2012
Shark Week Is The Best Kid TV Event Of The Year
Shark Week’s 25th anniversary officially kicked off Sunday night and we've been celebrating with our kids by watching...
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Eve Vawter | August 15, 2012
No More Tears! And Carcinogens! Johnson & Johnson To Remove Dangerous Chemicals From Products
These chemicals can cause obesity? Is that why my ass is fat?
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Eve Vawter | August 14, 2012
I Suck As A Mother Because I Can’t Freaken’ Wait For My Kids To Go Back To School
I adore my children. I loved having extra time with them this summer. But on Tuesday when that...
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Eve Vawter | August 14, 2012
Pump ‘N Dump: The ‘Hot New’ Eating Disorder Trend All You New Moms Are Partaking In
I find it very hard to believe new moms are going through the hassle of engorged breasts...
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Eve Vawter | August 7, 2012
Whoever Did This ‘Fifty Shades Of Reality’ Meme Is My New Hero
You may have seen this on your Facebook page posted from someone, but no one knows who created...
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Eve Vawter | August 7, 2012
It’s Time To Stop Blaming Barbie, No Matter How Tiny Her Waist Is
My daughter is smart enough to understand a plastic doll isn't a real human. It's when she picks...
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Eve Vawter | August 6, 2012
Harrods’ New ‘Gender-Neutral’ Toy Kingdom: I Want To Go To There
Wouldn’t you rather spend your money at a place that recognizes that not all kids need to have...
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Eve Vawter | August 2, 2012
This Anne Geddes Faux Documentary Will Make You Shove Your Infant Into A Bucket
Show of hands, who here has an Anne Geddes book? OK, maybe just me.
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Eve Vawter | August 2, 2012
Jenna Fischer Shills DIY Mothering With Fiber One Product Endorsement (UPDATED)
A-ha! Of course she has help! In the form of a sawdusty low-calorie brownie wrapped up in another...
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Eve Vawter | November 8, 2011
As A Mother, I Refuse To Call Courtney Stodden A ‘Slut’
"17 year old superslut. Whore child-bride. Skanky supernova." "And that bitch looks like she is a hard-used two bit...
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Eve Vawter | October 18, 2011
I Don’t Want To Be My Daughter’s BFF
I have no interest in turning my daughter into a mini-me, complete with matching purse and eyeshadow. I...