All posts by Eve Vawter
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Hot Cheetos and Takis: Kid Rappers Spittin’ About Snack Food Is The Jam Of The Summer
The Y.N. RichKids are a product of the North Community YMCA’s Beats & Rhymes Program. The program was...
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Back To School Week: School Fundraising Programs Can Suck It
School fundraising programs teach kids nothing except their neighbors don't want to buy their frozen pizzas.
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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo: It’s Not As Bad As You Think
It’s a stark contrast to the wealth and shallowness of the Kardashians or The Housewives. Even though I...
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Shark Week Is The Best Kid TV Event Of The Year
Shark Week’s 25th anniversary officially kicked off Sunday night and we've been celebrating with our kids by watching...
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No More Tears! And Carcinogens! Johnson & Johnson To Remove Dangerous Chemicals From Products
These chemicals can cause obesity? Is that why my ass is fat?
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I Suck As A Mother Because I Can’t Freaken’ Wait For My Kids To Go Back To School
I adore my children. I loved having extra time with them this summer. But on Tuesday when that...
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Pump ‘N Dump: The ‘Hot New’ Eating Disorder Trend All You New Moms Are Partaking In
I find it very hard to believe new moms are going through the hassle of engorged breasts...
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Whoever Did This ‘Fifty Shades Of Reality’ Meme Is My New Hero
You may have seen this on your Facebook page posted from someone, but no one knows who created...
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It’s Time To Stop Blaming Barbie, No Matter How Tiny Her Waist Is
My daughter is smart enough to understand a plastic doll isn't a real human. It's when she picks...
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Harrods’ New ‘Gender-Neutral’ Toy Kingdom: I Want To Go To There
Wouldn’t you rather spend your money at a place that recognizes that not all kids need to have...
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This Anne Geddes Faux Documentary Will Make You Shove Your Infant Into A Bucket
Show of hands, who here has an Anne Geddes book? OK, maybe just me.
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Jenna Fischer Shills DIY Mothering With Fiber One Product Endorsement (UPDATED)
A-ha! Of course she has help! In the form of a sawdusty low-calorie brownie wrapped up in another...
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As A Mother, I Refuse To Call Courtney Stodden A ‘Slut’
"17 year old superslut. Whore child-bride. Skanky supernova." "And that bitch looks like she is a hard-used two bit...
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I Don’t Want To Be My Daughter’s BFF
I have no interest in turning my daughter into a mini-me, complete with matching purse and eyeshadow. I...
