All posts tagged "humor"
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Scary Mommy: 11 Reasons Your Baby Is Awake At 2AM (According to Dr. Google)
Babies: Just when you think they’re sleeping through the night, they surprise you by crying for a month...
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Doorbell Notes From Moms Who Just Want To Be Left Alone
No one even likes to answer their phone anymore, so answering the door is pretty much out of...
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Why Stop At Play-Doh When We Can Be Outraged At All This Other Kid Stuff That Looks Like A Dildo?
Really? Is that the best we can do? There are plenty of other things to clutch...
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My Kid Totally Touches The Elf All Season And I Don’t Give A Sh*t
Last year, I caved and got my kid an Elf on the Shelf. I can't explain why; I...
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War On Christmas Week: 10 Soldiers Fighting The War On Christmas On Twitter
The baby Jesus' birthday is coming you guys. Stop saying "Happy Holidays!" Why be inclusive of all faiths...
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12 Things Your Fussy Toddler Will Cry About Before 10 AM
Toddlers aren't always fussy -- but there's a reason all of the rumors about how terribly behaved they...
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If Holiday Newsletters Actually Told The Truth
We look forward to tricking you into believing our lives are picture-perfect by posting totally unrealistic photos on...
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STFU Parents: This Holiday Season, Don’t Brag Online About Spoiling Your Kids
While I'm sure there are still plenty of parents who know when to curb spending and/or acquiring too...
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8 Basic Amenities Your Children Will Ruin
Before you had kids, you were probably well informed as to how much you'd miss certain things: sleeping...
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Here’s Proof That The Elf On The Shelf Is Actually A Terrifying Little Bastard
Since Hollywood is clearly sleeping on this giant money-maker, I had to resort to assigning some of the...
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8 Annoying Truths Of Potty Training No One Warns You About
Potty-training is a shit-show. Of course that pun was intended! But seriously, it is. I knew it would...
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Momisms: 10 Ridiculous – And Real – Things We Said To Our Kids This Month
This month I definitely said: “No, apples don’t poop.†It seemed so logical until I said it out...
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Cheatsgiving: 8 Things To Serve At Thanksgiving If You Never Want To Be Asked To Host Again
Running the show on holidays is totally overrated. I'm telling you it's way more enjoyable to sit back...
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6 Awkward Adult Thoughts You’ll Have While Watching Disney Movies With Your Kids
At just shy of a year old, my kids aren't watching much TV yet, but I will readily...
