All posts tagged "humor"
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Maria Guido | June 6, 2014
20 Things You Only Say When You’re Pregnant
Pregnancy. Yes it's a wonderful time in your life, but there's also a parade of indignities that go...
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Maria Guido | June 4, 2014
20 Things You Never Say Until You Become A Parent
Since I've become a mother, there are things that come out of my mouth that seriously make me...
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Maria Guido | May 2, 2014
This Hilarious Video Sums Up Everything That’s Wrong With Pro-Circumcision Arguments In 3 Minutes
Circumcision is one of those topics that inevitably causes arguments. There are people who are really against it,...
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Maria Guido | April 23, 2014
Happy Birthday, Shakespeare! We Jacked Your Words And Made Mom Memes
Shakespeare would have been 450 years old today, and in honor of this I'm jacking his words and...
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Maria Guido | April 22, 2014
12 Terrible Ways To Deal With A Toddler Meltdown
What is the opposite of pro? Novice? Dummy? That's me. I am the opposite of a pro at...
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Maria Guido | April 21, 2014
10 Signs Your Child Is On A Sugar High, In GIFs
The Easter Bunny (me) didn't put any toys in my kid's basket, because I'm a novice at this...
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Maria Guido | April 16, 2014
10 Questions You Should Ask Yourself Before Making A Birth Video
Should there be video footage of the birth of your child? My knee-jerk reaction is "no." I don't...
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Maria Guido | April 14, 2014
An Open Love Letter To Diaper Wipes
Since everyone and their mother has taken to writing open letters to everyone they come into contact with,...
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Maria Guido | April 1, 2014
12 Photos That Prove Making Your Child Sit On The Easter Bunny’s Lap Is A Horrible Idea
Is there really a kid in existence who is happy with the idea of breathing life into a...
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Maria Guido | March 5, 2014
‘Sanctibaby’ Is On Twitter And So Right-On That Some People Aren’t Getting The Joke
There's a new hilarious Twitter account in town, and it's so right on some moms aren't getting the...
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Maria Guido | February 26, 2014
10 Signs That You’re Ready To Have Another Baby
I know most logical responsible people would say look at how much money you make, the area where...
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Maria Guido | February 21, 2014
8 THINGS I LEARNED WHILE YELLING FOR THE PAST HOUR
One writer wonders, "How do we get to the point where our blood curdles over and we’re yelling...
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Maria Guido | February 11, 2014
A New Yorker’s Response To ‘A Mother’s Note To Her Daughter’
There are so many things I can't wait to teach you. You will learn how to sidestep someone...
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Maria Guido | January 24, 2014
I Hope The Mommy Wars Never End Because I Love Arguing And Judging
Newsflash - just because we share the experience of having grown a human in our wombs, doesn't mean...