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Doorbell Notes From Moms Who Just Want To Be Left Alone

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No one even likes to answer their phone anymore, so answering the door is pretty much out of the question. I can’t be the only one who becomes irate when I go to the door and there are a couple of smiling Jehova’s Witnesses or someone trying to sell a lawn service. These people may as well have let themselves into my apartment and climbed into my bed for a nap. That’s how inconvenienced I feel having to interact with strangers on my own doorstep.

Add a sleeping baby to the equation? Um, fuck off. Fuck right off, random stranger.

Someone amassed a bunch of notes written by moms who just want to be left alone on Reddit. It’s brilliant. I want to make plaques out of them. Wouldn’t they make the perfect baby shower gift?

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Short. Sweet. To the point.

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Yes. Admittedly I’d be less pissed if it was Channing Tatum.

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I didn’t even know “snipe” was a verb. I’m not ringing this doorbell, even thought it’s hard to resist its pleasant glow.

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