All posts by Maria Guido
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Maria Guido | September 27, 2017
8 Pumpkins Giving Birth Because Halloween Isn’t Scary Enough
In an effort to bring you all some inspiration to carve pumpkins I stumbled upon this nightmare craft...
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Maria Guido | September 7, 2017
Dad ‘Pranks’ Wife By Pretending He Killed Their Kid, Because That’s Hilarious
I hate pranking videos with the intensity of 1,000 white-hot suns. On rare occasions they are funny, but...
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Maria Guido | July 28, 2017
I Bought Those Alcohol Detection Strips For Breast Milk And Threw Them Away Almost Immediately
I bought those alcohol test strips to make sure I wasn't giving my baby boozy breast milk. I...
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Maria Guido | July 28, 2017
5 Parenting Blogs You Should Totally Be Reading
There are so many parenting blogs out there. I tend to be drawn to the ones that approach...
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Maria Guido | March 27, 2015
Watch A Monsanto Lobbyist Refuse To Drink A Weed Killer He Insists Is Safe To Consume In Large Quantities
He keeps digging himself into a hole, which would be difficult to watch if he weren't such a...
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Maria Guido | March 26, 2015
High School Makes Girls Bring In Pictures Of Prom Gowns For ‘Pre-Approval’
There have been so many stories of students rallying against sexist dress codes that have made the news...
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Maria Guido | March 26, 2015
Republican Says Brutal Craiglist Attack On Pregnant Woman Is ‘God’s Punishment’ For Legal Abortion
It's terrifying that someone who holds this fundamental, literal belief of the Old Testament is actually entrusted to...
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Maria Guido | March 25, 2015
Kids Climb All Over The Vietnam Women’s Memorial Because Parents Wanted A Photo Op
The Vietnam Women's Memorial in D.C. is dedicated to all the women who served in the Vietnam War,...
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Maria Guido | March 25, 2015
Anti-Vaxxers Will Fall For Anything, As Evidenced By The ‘Vaccinations Are A Gateway Drug’ Meme
It's not surprising that a group of people dim enough to turn away from the medical miracle that...
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Maria Guido | March 24, 2015
According To Stock Photography, We’re All Breastfeeding In A Field Of Flowers
I breastfed two children for a grand total of two years between them and I never once breastfed...
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Maria Guido | March 24, 2015
Buy ‘Heather Has Two Mommies’ For Your Children, To Raise A More Tolerant Generation
25 years ago, a mother frustrated that her family was not represented in any children's books that she...
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Maria Guido | March 23, 2015
Stop Expecting Pop Stars To Be Role Models For Your Kids
Exactly when did we start expecting music stars to be role models for our children? Seriously, does anyone...
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Maria Guido | March 23, 2015
School Airbrushes Student Portraits Without Permission, Thinks Yearbook Is The Cover Of Cosmo
Blemishes, freckles and even piercings magically vanished from the photos. I'm sure they were shocked to find out...
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Maria Guido | March 20, 2015
This Mom Asked Her Friend To Breastfeed Her Baby, And There’s Nothing Strange About It
Breastfeeding is hard -- especially since there isn't an overwhelming amount of accessible support and information. You'd think...