All posts tagged "humor"
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Questions My Kids Have Asked That I Have No Idea How to Answer
Sometimes my boys, ages six and three, ask hard questions. Not just questions about where babies come from,...
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8 Adorable Cats That F&*king Hate Your Baby
In cat terms, MEOOOW -- your baby fucking sucks. Why did you bring that thing into this house?...
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If The Covers Of Sleep Training Books Spoke The Truth, They Would Look Like This
I'm going to go ahead and speak for all parents who failed at sleep training their infants and...
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12 People Who Will Annoy The Sh*t Out Of You When You’re Pregnant
Everyone says that pregnant women are moody. I think that's a load of crap. I think pregnant women...
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Scary Mommy: You Will Never Pee Alone Again
I shut the bathroom door behind me, took a giant sip of hot coffee, and exhaled a sigh...
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7 Things Your Teen Does That Make You Miss Your Toddler
Oh, the joys of motherhood — especially if you are lucky enough to have a toddler on your...
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Scary Mommy: 10 Things You Can’t Do In Public While Pregnant (But Totally Want To)
When you’re pregnant, there are myriad things you wish you could just up and do no matter where...
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STFU Parents: Finding Solidarity With Irritated Parents On Facebook
I never said that I hate babies (I don't), and the purpose of "STFU, Parents" is not to...
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Mommy’s Prickly Legs: A Touch And Feel Book
Due to a lack of relatable Touch-and-Feel books, I have written one that seemed much more relevant to...
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Saying Goodbye To Your Body Pillow After Pregnancy Is One Of The Hardest Break-Ups, Ever
Have you heard of the "Snoogle," a.k.a pregnancy body pillow a.k.a cushioned moat of no-love? It's revered by...
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An Epic Love Story About A Pregnant Couple With Science Told With Stock Photos
Rachel And CMJ are newly in love, married, and pregnant. When CMJ discovered a way to make things...
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10 Vintage Strollers That Will Scare The Sh*t Out Of You
When I was a child, I had a recurring nightmare of a troupe of clowns pirouetting slowly up...
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An Open Love Letter To My Child’s Playpen
You're so misunderstood. Anyone who would sully your name by using the term "jail" in the same sentence...
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Nothing Says ‘Fail’ Like A Giant Penis On A Child’s Birthday Cake
Who doesn't want a little penis on a child's birthday cake? Oh, I don't know - probably everyone....
