18 Dads Who Hilariously Summed Up Fatherhood In A Single Tweet

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What is this on my plate, good sir?

If we aren’t trying to get kids to sleep, we are very likely trying to give them something that would count as a vaguely balanced diet. (That means not having mac & cheese for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.) This dad’s funny and real tweet highlights how much effort and trickery can go into incorporating fruits and vegetables into a little one’s meal. Of course you cannot simply put carrots, grapes, or anything else healthy on a plate and hope the kids will eat it. That is futile. You have to mix it with the good stuff. Then you have to pray to the higher powers that toddlers don’t pick up on subtle texture and color differences in the food. Eight-and-a-half times out of ten they do.

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