The Mommy Wars
If You Thought Being A SAHM Was Going To Be Easy, You Haven’t Been Paying Attention
If you've never stayed at home before and then end up wanting or needing to, you're in for...
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot How Did You Choose Between Breastfeeding And Formula?
Either way, I respect your choice.
We Can All Breathe Easier Now That Gwyneth Paltrow Has Ended The Mommy Wars
Apparently, people are judgey mofos when it comes to parenting choices that in no way affect their own...
You Can’t Force Poor Women To Breastfeed, So Mind Your Own Boobs
Hey poors, here's a question: why are the rest of us paying for your lifestyle choice of feeding...
This Satirical Car Seat Example Is All You Need To Shut Anti-Vaxxers Up
I Will Not Follow The Herd, an op-ed posted to Persephone Magazine is extremely effective satire. So effective,...
100 Things To Do Before Getting Pregnant
Here's a sampling of the multitude of things I've been told to do before getting pregnant, and I...
Are You There, Moms? It’s Me, Idiot What Do You Secretly Judge Other Parents For?
This week, I'm here to inadvertently stir some shit. I apologize. Let's get through this together.
Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Care That We All Want To Punch Her In The Face
It is simply not Gwyneth Paltrow's problem that the rest of us don't make as much money as...
12 Sad Sack #MomLife Tweets That Redefine Mommy Martyr
Sometimes being a mom is so HARD. Hashtags used appropriately on Twitter are also really HARD. When you...
7 Types Of Moms You Encounter On Facebook Parenting Pages
Facebook parenting pages are like the seventh layer of hell, but have no fear! Here is the Mommyish...