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STFU Parents: Yoonique Baby Names To Avoid In 2015

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4. She’ll Be Spelling Her Name In No Time

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What if I told you this child has a twin sister named Rebekiagh? Would you believe me? Doing so would mean instilling the utmost trust in me while simultaneously admitting to yourself that this is just how people name their children today — both of which shouldn’t be too hard to do at this point. Would I lie to you about little Rebekiagh’s existence? Of course I wouldn’t.

Here’s what the submitter had to say: “Heather is a girl I went to high school with, but I was previously unaware of her offspring and terrible naming abilities. Upon further investigation, I was delighted to find out that Enjelickiagh has a twin sister, Rebekiagh. Lord help us.” See?

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