All posts by Eve Vawter
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Stop Guilting Moms Over Their Cocktails When Dads Are The Drunk Ones
You bad bad moms enjoying a glass or two of MOMMY JUICE a night, why won't you...
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The ‘Pregnant Weightlifter’s’ Body Is Back For Everyone To Have An Opinion On
I wrote about the lovely Lea-Ann Ellison when she posted photographs of herself lifting weights while she...
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The Mommyish & STFU Parents March Mayhem Photo Contest: Vote In The Final Round!
It's time for the FINAL ROUND in the Mommyish And STFU Parents March Mayhem Photo Contest!
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Let’s Hope Hollywood Doesn’t Glamorize The Rapists In The Stuebenville Vs. Anonymous Movie
It was a huge case, politically charged, and Anonymous is an inherently sexy subject matter, they are mysterious,...
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I Just Threw Out A Nursing Bra Which Is Good Because My ‘Baby’ Is Nine-Years-Old
I bet you have something like this in your dresser. I don't know what it is, a pair...
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Children’s Book Author Has Cutest Baby Of All Time Which Is A Kangaroo She Dresses In Baby Clothes
My cat won't even let me put a Christmas bow on its head! This is all just grossly...
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Mom Arrested For Super Lame April Fool’s Prank
I have no issue with April Fool's Day. I like harmless pranks especially if it involves me waking...
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Teenager Wouldn’t Keep Her Room Clean So Her Soldier Dad Had An Interesting Solution
The only way this story could be made better is if his kid was so lazy she just...
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Nun Allegedly Told Students That They Can Get The Gay If They Have Divorced Parents And Masturbate
At Charlotte Catholic Highschool they invited Sister Jane Dominic Laurel, a Dominican nun from Nashville, Tennessee to speak to...
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Airplane Travel Sucks Unless You Happen To Be Flying With The Cast Of The Lion King
Flying is now like traveling by giant stinky bus in the sky and in no way like it...
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Hey Teens, You Should Read This Little Story About One Of Your Peers Getting Into All Eight Ivy Leagues
Man, the rest of you teenagers can take a seat, including my own 17-year-old, because Kwasi Enin is now officially...
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This #PrankItFWD Video For A Homeless Shelter Will Make Your Heart Swell
Being homeless is such a degrading and scary situation for people. Not only do you not know if...
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Gwyneth & Chris Celebrate A Romantic Conscious Uncoupling On Tim McGraw’s Private Island
The fact that Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are "borrowing" a private island in the Bahamas that is...
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Man Allowed Hyenas To Eat His Junk In Worst Get Rich Quick Scheme Ever
At Mommyish Enterprisesâ„¢ in order to report hard-hitting news to you loyal readers, I also have to have...
