You Can’t Be Smug About Your Super Healthy Kid If You Never Leave The House
We’ve all heard of this magical, fabled creature before”¦the kid who never gets sick (said in a whisper). Just…
Somebody Slap Me If I Spend $1000 On My Baby’s First Birthday
The good news””my second son is finally turning one year old, which means I am done with the dreaded…
12 Hilarious Sesame Street Memes That Are Sponsored By The Letter F For F-Yeah Awesome
I watch Sesame Street as much as the next mom. Actually, that is a complete lie. I watch Sesame…
Dr. Sears’ Philosophy On Sharing Will Offend Any Non-Attachment Parent
I’ve poked fun at Dr. Sears in the past for being Dr. Judgy McJudgerson, but in reality, I have…
10 Hilarious Toddler Problems You Shouldn’t Be Laughing At Because #ToddlerProblems Are Serious Business
Toddlers. They’re adorable as a button. But as Maria Guido mused this week, half the time they’re a whirlwind of…
10 Toddler Fail GIFs That Will Make You Pee Your Pants Laughing
If you haven’t met me before, I am a total bag of douche. I just wanted to clear that…
I Refuse To Potty Train Until My Son Applies To College
Ugh. I don’t even want to talk about the subject of potty training, but here I am writing a…
8 Terrible Twos Showstoppers That Will Make You Feel Like A Better Parent
The first time my oldest son had a full-blown tantrum, I was scared shitless. I am normally a pretty…
You Will Never Believe These Real-Life Baby Escape Artists
I have something very important to tell you. Never underestimate the stealth of your baby. This is probably my…
I’m A Smug Mom Because Teaching My Kids Independent Play Gives Me Plenty Of Me Time
I remember vividly the first year of my son’s life. I had no idea what to do with him….
I Had My Kids Close Together Because I Hate The Baby Stage
I’m a mother of two, but I don’t really like babies. Don’t get me wrong””I loved both of my…
The Chilling Thought Of My Toddler Escaping From His Crib At Night Is Giving Me Momsomnia
I don’t know if momsomnia is a real word or not, but it is now. And it is the…
Fictional ‘Letter From A Toddler’ Is An Insane Passive Aggressive Nightmare
Go read this post entitled ‘Letter From A Toddler: ‘Dear Santa: Ho Ho, NO!” on the Huffington Post. Ok,…
Toddler Shoots Dad And Makes Me Believe Even More In Gun Control
Welp! A toddler accidentally shot his father in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Arkansas. According to RawStory.com: According to…