The 10 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week
(iStock /vadimguzhva; Twitter /@PerfectPending)
We all know that raising children has its ups and downs and if were were happy at all seconds of the day, we would die from exhaustion of faking it all day. Parents understand the roller coaster ride of raising little humans who sometimes act like they’re from the wild and finding humor in it may be the only way we can survive it all.
And since it’s been a really long week and you might start feeling like you’re the only one whose kids are driving you a little bonkers, a laugh is in order and these parents find the laugh in 140 characters or less.
1. So annoying
Can you please stop doing that next to me?
Parents to their kids about everything.
— Meredith (@PerfectPending) March 9, 2017
Â 2. Will never understand him
KIDDO: Do you have feelings.
ME: Sometimes people think I'm not emotiona…
KIDDO: Not those! The ones in your mouth.
— Count JACQUES-ULA (@jnyemb) March 8, 2017
Â 3. Step 7 is vital
Put on pjs
Turn off light
Put them back in bed
Put them back in bed
Threaten everything they love
Put them back
— MyMomologue (@MyMomologue) March 8, 2017
4. Motherhood changes you
Things I've lost since becoming a mom in 2002:
1. Patience when nice things break.
2. Nice things.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) March 8, 2017
Â 5. It’s simple, yet ….Â
This sink looks like my kids' toothpaste comes out of a fire extinguisher.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) March 9, 2017
6. Wait… I’m the adult?
Whenever I attend a parent-teacher conference, I'm overwhelmed by the feeling that I'm one wisecrack away from being sent to detention.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 9, 2017
7. World War worthy
Hell hath no fury like a toddler with a broken granola bar.
— Unfiltered Mama (@UnfilteredMama) March 7, 2017
8. It’s got grains in there, somewhere
All I can hope for in life is that my kids don't tell people how often they eat Pop-Tarts for dinner.
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) March 5, 2017
Â 9. Practicing, right?
11: You're staring at me
9: No I'm not [stares harder]
11: Fine. [chews in the way she hates]
Guys…are my kids married?
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) March 9, 2017
Â 10. Not the first time
My kid just pooped outside and then my dog ate it, and I'm not sure that's the first time I've tweeted this scenario.
— Jill Krause (@babyrabies) March 7, 2017
Did you see or post a funny tweet this week that we can get a laugh from? Share in the comments!