Woman Creates Ridiculous Sexy Halloween Costumes That Are Absurdly Funny

Halloween is just a few days away, and if you haven’t picked out your costume yet, it’s crunch time! For women, the last-minute costume shopping is made even more difficult by having to wade through 1928464 sexy costumes. You think to yourself, hey maybe I’ll go as a mummy. But every mummy you find is sheer or a body-hugging catsuit. Why is it like this?! One woman called out ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes by designing some of the silliest sexy costumes we’ve ever seen.

All we can do is laugh at this point.

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Twitter user @SummerRay created some ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes and shared them on Twitter. The really sad thing is, you almost can’t tell they’re a joke.

All it takes to end racism and police brutality is a Pepsi, right? A Pepsi and really nice legs.

 

We imagine this ridiculous sexy Halloween costume will be VERY popular this year.

Sexy and IT: not things you hear used together very often!

Feeeeeeeel the orb. Absorb the orb’s power! The orb will keep you warm on Halloween since your costume is just a napkin.

For our friends across the pond, don’t think that you, too, can’t wear a ridiculous sexy Halloween costume! Theresa May approves.

Do not wear this around Rick and Morty fans, for your own personal safety.

It’s really funny to joke about (and these costumes are hilarious), but it really is impossible to find a NON-sexy Halloween costume for women! We’ve seen Sexy Pizza, Sexy Nuns, even a Sexy Trump. Just the thought of that sends a chill down our spines. Some of them truly are ridiculous sexy Halloween costumes, and we don’t know companies keep trying to make every damn thing sexy. Just let us live, Halloween costume companies! Comfortably and with our entire ass covered, preferably.

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(Image: Twitter / @SummerRay)