Baby Shower Ends At 3 A.M. With Guest Getting Stabbed With A Heel. In Her Face.

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ae5934ec221b37717563104cdf768c77__1376991164_74.134.205.46I’ve heard of guests getting food poisoning after a baby shower, or maybe having a massive headache after having to ooh and ahh over the mother-to-be receiving the same boring onesie packages and tubes of nipple cream, but never about a guest who left a baby shower and ended up with a high heel. IN HER FACE. From the Smoking

According to the Lincoln Police Department, Bol and Rebeca Boss, 41, got into an argument around 3 AM yesterday after attending a baby shower. The sidewalk dispute escalated when Bol grabbed one of Boss’s shoes (which she was holding in her hands) and “stabbed her in the face with it.”

Armed with the stiletto, Bol used the shoe to strike Boss in the face with such force that the heel pierced the victim’s cheek. “The stiletto heel punctured the victim’s cheek and had to be pulled out of her face,” according to a police summary.

Another news report said that “alcohol may be a factor.”  NO, really? Listen, I think baby showers can be as annoying as the next person, but one does not stab another woman in the face after attending one. With a shoe. Plus, what sort of baby shower ends at three in the morning? I have not been pregnant for a long time but I know for a fact that three a.m. is sleepy time and that it is just not an ideal time for a baby shower to end. Bol  was booked in the Lincoln County jail on a felony strangulation charge and a misdemeanor assault count. The article also says that the incident happened because of :

Bol’s “relationship with the father of the victim’s child.”

Brb, setting DVR for the inevitable Lifetime TV adaptation of this.

(Image: Sandy Weinstein)