17 Things I Would Rather Do Than Go Out On A Date
Next on the list of things I would rather do than go on a date: pedicures!
I have a weird thing about my feet: I don’t like them to be touched. So I rarely get professional pedicures, opting rather to do my own nails. I like to peel my own feet, and I like to paint my own nails. Great way to spend a date night, if you ask me. Also, that sentence is probably a pretty good indication of why I am still single. This whole post probably is, to be honest. But I don’t care! I love me! I am awesome! And my feet are smooth as fuck, with beautifully polished nails. I win.
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