17 Things I Would Rather Do Than Go Out On A Date

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Things I would rather do than go on a date also include food! Eating alone is my safe space.

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Now, this only happens about twice a month, if that. I have two kids, and they’re with me 99.8% of the time. So when I have an ENTIRE NIGHT FREE FROM CHILDREN? You bet your ass I’m sitting on my couch and eating all the good cheese and salami that I’ve hidden in the produce bin of the fridge. Snuggie not required, but it does help as a crumb catcher. Plus, I get the TV to myself, and there is most definitely wine and/or champagne involved. There’s nothing better than a night bingewatching my favorite shows, and getting drunk off bubbly and stinky cheese. 

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