STFU Parents: Dear Woe Is Mom, Please Stop Complaining On Facebook

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 4. Dear neighbor who lives 1/2 mile away

STFU ParentsHaha, you know what would be funny? If Wendy stepped outside as her neighbor was walk/carrying her yipping dog and then BOOM!, that neighbor and her constantly yipping dog were rolling down a bumpy hill. Bet the dog wouldn’t be inclined to bark anymore! Maybe if Wendy’s neighbor wasn’t so obsessed with giving her dog “fresh air” and “exercise” at 7 a.m. this wouldn’t be such a “problem.” Ugh, suburbs, amirite??

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