Brutally Honest Valentine’s Day Cards For Boring Monogamous People
Valentine’s Day can be downright repetitive when you’re in a long-term relationship. How many times can you buy the same card with the hearts and the flowers and the sunsets before you start feeling like a total phony? That’s why this year, I made some more specific cards, that speak to the special love and honesty that you share in a long-term relationship. It’s the little things that we overlook that make long-term relationships special, folks.
Just bring me some flowers next week.
I love that you know this relationship has boundaries.
The best thing about bedtime is your warm shins.
Actually, it’s not just the gesture that counts.Â
Thanks for ignoring the less-than-glamourous parts.
What’s with this silverware thing?Â
You’re the best.