Gisele Took Her Infant On An ATV Ride Because Her Supermom Powers Protect Her From Judgement
Now, I’m not usually one to point out parenting pitfalls, I get more joy out of making fun of parents when they’re self-righteous. But Gisele has opened the floodgates on more than one occasion by condemning mothers for their choices. So basically, anything she does is fair game for dissection and ridicule, in my humble opinion.
She took her infant on an ATV ride this weekend. The infant was strapped to a carrier, sort of. She actually looks like she’s kind of hanging out of it. The ATV clearly has hand brakes, and Giselle only has one free hand on account of the baby in her arms. This is not safe.
Now, I could speculate that the ATV is traveling at very slow speeds. I could also speculate that Gisele has probably ridden these things time and time again and really knows what she’s doing. I could also speculate that she’s a fantastic mother who probably cares more about her child than random strangers on the Internet. But I’m not going to do that, because those are allowances that she doesn’t give other mothers – so why should she get them?
Gisele on breastfeeding:
â€œSome people here think they donâ€™t have to breastfeed, and I think, â€˜Are you going to give chemical food to your child, when they are so little?â€™ There should be a worldwide law, in my opinion, that mothers should breastfeed their babies for six months.â€
Yeah, there’s not a law about that. Here’s the thing though, there is a law pertaining to ATV’s and who should ride on them.Â In Costa Rica, it is illegal to ride an ATV on public land without a helmet, but Gisele probably owns the beach she’s riding on or something.
Gisele on painkillers:
“I wanted to be conscious and present for what was happeningâ€¦ I didnâ€™t want to be anesthetized. I wanted toÂ feel…Â It wasnâ€™t painful, not even a little bit.”
Liar. Oh, and your baby is on an ATV without a helmet.
Gisele on weight gain during pregnancy:
“I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals. I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds.”
I binge-watched MMA fights with my husband and only ate peaches and Kit-Kats and I only gained 15 pounds. Okay, I was already fat – so what? Also – your baby is on an ATV without a helmet.
Don’t judge lest ye be judged. Or something.