Oh boy, there were some amazing comments this week. Well, a lot happened. Kim Kardashian lost her baby weight (thanks baby Yeezus), we found out Jesus and Santa are white (thanks FOX News), there was some slut-shaming of a beloved childhood doll (thanks Jezebel), and there was your usual dose of horrible things happening to women’s rights (thanks Michigan). We had a lot to talk about. Here are some of the best comments of the week, illustrated by GIFs.
This is a joke, right? Maria Guido doesn’t actually exist; “Maria Guido” is a sock-puppet account created by Eve to troll the shit out of us, and she’s at home laughing her ass off at our frustration and loving the fact that she’s an expert-level troll since nobody has realized she’s been doing it until now, right? Because if that’s not the case, and Maria Guido is real, then we have to accept that this whole article and it’s subject matter is also real–that there is really a such thing as “abortion insurance.” And that’s just a reality I’m not cool with, seeing as this is such complete and utter horseshit. So,on that note, nice one, Eve. You’re hilarious! – I figured it out! Â Michigan Law Will Require Women To Purchase Insurance Rider For Abortion Coverage
When my baby was born we kept joking about who would drop her first. My brother wrote on the whiteboard in my hospital room “Days without dropping a baby: 1”
Cee  I get alerts from US Weekly *shame*. My groggy sleepy self was so confused as to why I got an alert at 5am on Kim Kardashian. I didn’t have my glasses on. I thought she died.Â
CMJ Â Nope. Just her fat. Her fat died.