People Are Sharing Stories of Celebs Being Awesome and It’s Such a Nice Change of Pace
Funny on TV, funnier in real life.
My son, then 15, asked David Sedaris a question that made him laugh, then later asked him to autograph a book with my name. Sedaris started writing "Dear Marty, thanks for…" and my kid said, "Oh, Marty is my *Dad's* name." Sedaris finished the inscription, "…having sex."
— Doktor Zoom (@DoktorZoom) November 11, 2017
Also, we don’t thank our parents enough for having sex. It’s a weird thing to thank them for, but literally the reason we’re all here.Â