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32 Men Sexier Than People’s 2017 Sexiest Man Alive
We’re nearing the end of 2017, which means it’s time for People Magazine to grace us with their choice for Sexiest Man Alive. With all of the brilliant, talented, socially conscious men to choose from, it was anyone’s guess! So who did they pick, out of alllllllllll the men they had to choose from? Blake. Fucking. Shelton. Now, before you come for me with your pitchforks, I’m not saying Blake isn’t attractive. In a white toast with tepid tea kind of way. But sexiest man alive? Nope. Nopity nope nope. I don’t know what universe People Magazine lives in, but it ain’t this one. So, for your viewing pleasure, here are 32 men who are sexier than People’s Sexiest Man Alive, Blake Shelton.
Like, by a country mile. Not even in the same ballpark. And I had to seriously limit myself to 32.
Can’t believe Blake Shelton is People’s Sexiest Man Alive when Idris Elba got 3 million more votes.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) November 15, 2017
1. The real People’s Sexiest Man Alive, now and always: Idris Elba.
In a world where there is Idris Elba, choosing Blake Shelton is a slap in the face. It’s a travesty. It’s a personal attack. Plus Idris has an accent. AN ACCENT.
