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University Of Vermont Frat Bros Post Ad For ‘House MILF’ To Be Their Sexified Unpaid Cook
The Daily Dot reports that these upstanding gentleman crafted a local Craigslist ad that defines a “MILF” as a woman over 25 — which skews a bit young if you ask this MILF expert. The rest of the ad reportedly details:
We are a house of 10 men who all are seniors at UVM and are looking for an attractive older woman to come and cook for us every few days. In exchange she gets her pick of the men of the house to have.
Requirements aren’t lengthy; be a woman older than 25 who can cook and would like to enjoy some hot sex with a number of fit 20 somethings. Hopefully you can come by every week for a meal and some play time. Obviously we can work to accommodate your schedule. 😉
We are located in Burlington, are a fun and clean group of guys, and are all 21+.
Are you salivating yet? Aren’t you just so eager to go serve up stuffed ricotta shells to 10 21-year-olds who are mad because you’re not just making them Kraft grilled cheese? In exchange for coveted COLLEGE SEX?
Bear in mind that this is the same university — albeit perhaps not the same fraternity — that asked its members in a survey “who would you like to rape?”
The “house MILF” ad has since been flagged for removal, but let’s hope this sexy, sexy offer to be paid in college peen hasn’t been rescinded. That would break our MILF*-y hearts.
*Must be OVER 25
(photo:Â phillyhappening)