10 Things Not To Say To An Atheist Mom
As I’ve talked about before before, I’m an Atheist mom. Being both an Atheist and a mother has its…
Mom Claims She Used Breast Milk for Bake Sale Brownies, Thinks Everyone Else Is Overreacting
Some recipe ingredients should not be substituted. If you run out of eggs, you can’t just use fish sticks….
Sanctimonious Birth Photographer Drops Client Because a C-Section ‘Is Not Birth’
(mvaligursky/iStockPhoto) People warn you about a lot of things when you’re going to have a baby. You hear a…
Chrissy Teigen Can’t Post a Cute Baby Video Without Needing a Disclaimer for the Sanctimommies
We miss you, papa!! Can’t wait for you to come home! (Yes she has rosy eczema cheeks, yes we…
10 Know-It-All Comments Parents Will Laugh at on Twitter This Week
[vc_column_text width=”1/1″ el_position=”first last”] How did people ever parent before the Internet existed? It’s amazing that we ever survived…
Grab Your Pitchforks, Sanctimommies! Because A Breastfeeding Mother Dared To Get A Spray Tan
It is a truth universally acknowledged that any time something funny happens on the Internet, some assholes must show…
10 Reasons To Avoid Day Care At All Costs
Depending on who you talk to, enrolling your toddler in a day care is only slightly less dangerous than…
Your Most Important Job As A Parent Is To Teach Your Kid To Be A Better Person Than You
I have a confession: sometimes I think awful things. More than once, I have caught hold of a thought…
If You Pretend Your Kid Has Food Allergies, Don’t Be Surprised If Other Parents Hate You
I can’t imagine being a parent who had to deal with life-threatening allergies or serious food intolerances like Celiac…
STFU Parents: The Parents Who Insist That Dogs Aren’t Kids
In many ways, the internet runs on dogs and babies. Anytime something terrible happens in the world, adorable puppy…
Mom Finds Maggots In Yogurt, Should’ve Made Her Own Food
I was on the internet this morning, pinning organic, gluten free, meat-free alternatives to the poison otherwise known as…
18 Most Sanctimonious Mommy Memes On The Internet
I think it’s no secret that I love memes. I am unabashed in my love of all things Internet-y,…
10 Sanctimonious Uses Of The Phrase ‘Know Better Do Better’
There is a beautiful quote floating around the Internet from Maya Angelou that says something along the lines of “Do…
10 Signs That You’re Being House-Shamed By A Sanctimommy
Once upon a time, I was the type of mom who had a pristine, spotless house. Everything had a…