Stop Panicking Parents I Have Your Disney Frozen Merchandise Right Here!
All you parents need to calm the freak down – worrying that your precious little Elsa-Frozen snowflakes won’t have…
STFU Parents: The 9 Types Of Outraged Parents You’ll Find On The Disney Store’s Facebook Page
After a flurry of press, you may have read the very important news that some parents are flipping out over the shortage of “Frozen” merchandise…
There Are ‘No Girls Allowed’ In This Avenger’s Toy Set Because Black Widow Is A Dumb Girl
Sometimes I get a reader E-mail that gets me so excited because not only do I love you readers,…
As If Graham Crackers Weren’t Enough, Satan Is Now Using Legos To Seduce Our Children
Oh my. What is a parent to do? It’s hard to keep up with all the ways Satan is…
I’m #Unapologetic About Why I Feel Barbie Doesn’t Belong In The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition
I love Barbie. Growing up I owned many Barbies. I purchase and encourage my own daughter, who is nine-years-old,…
Need Some Last Minute Gift Ideas? These Favorite Toys From Your Childhood Still Exist
We’re in the home stretch here and I refuse to believe that you are all so super-organized that you…
Call Me A Grinch But Don’t Give My Kid Any More Toys For Christmas
My first son’s due date was January 9. It was no secret to anyone that pregnancy was hardly…
Daddyish: The Parents’ ‘Don’t Be An Idiot’ Anti-Gift Guide
This isn’t about dangerous toys. I honestly wouldn’t even know where to begin such a list. When I was…
10 Types Of Moms I’d Punch In The Face For A Tickle Me Elmo At Christmastime
I’m kind of a Scrooge and there aren’t a lot of things on this world that I like. There…
I Cancelled Cable and Now I Have No Idea What to Get My Kid for Christmas
Some months ago, we cancelled our cable subscription because we were concerned about the toll so much television might…
I’m Giving My Baby A Lump Of Coal For Christmas Or Anything Else That Is Semi-Free
Babies, as adorable as they are, have no freaking clue what’s going on. For a brand-new parent, this is…
I May Be Getting Sucked Into The Cult Of The American Girl Doll
My kid is nine. I think it’s right about this age during the month of December when a lot…
Mommyish Gift Guide:10 Gifts For Kids That Will Keep Them Busy Long Enough For You To Pee Alone
And maybe even longer! I am a huge fan of gifts that kids actually play with, that keep them…
For Once, I Don’t Want Any Of The ‘Worst Toys’ Of The Year
Every year I look at the Campaign for a Commercial Free Childhood’s list of worst toys – and every…