The Annual ‘Trouble In Toyland’ Report Will Stop Santa From Bringing Our Kids A Bunch Of Lethal Crap
I am a paranoid parent; I have no problem admitting this. I am particularly terrified of my child choking…
Mr.Rabbit Has Been Lost In London And We All Must Bring Him Home Safe To This Little Girl
Have you seen Mr.Rabbit? I have not, but maybe because he is an ocean away but I must book…
7 Signs You Have Been Suckered Into The Cult Of Rainbow Loom
Judging from the fact the store display at my local Michael’s was pretty much decimated this weekend, I can’t…
10 Hot Toys For Babies And Toddlers That Should Be On Your ‘Must Have’ List
There are ONLY 90 days left until Christmas and I know many of you parents have already started thinking…
Mom Uncomfortable With Naked Barbie Bits Crafts Odd DIY Bathing Suit Solution
Given the rise of Monster High Dolls, Bratz dolls, and so forth, Barbie has slowly dropped in the list…
6 Reasons I Hate Monster High Dolls
There are few toy products for little girls out right now as controversial as the Monster High doll collection…
10 Magical, Over-The-Top Stuffed Animals That Even I Don’t Hate
Many of you agreed with me yesterday that stuffed animals can all go to hell but some of you…
I Hate Stuffed Animals And I Secretly Toss Them Out When My Kids Aren’t Looking
I hate stuffed animals. Haaaaaate them. I see nothing wrong with ONE lovey or maybe two but anything over…
7 Things I Love For Bored Kids That Don’t Cost Too Much Money
If you are like me, your kids are the light of your life. The reason for living, and that…
I’m Going To Give My Daughter All The Barbies In The World And I Don’t Care What You Think
People have been critiquing Barbie for as long as I can remember. She’s too skinny, her boobs are too…
Lego Guys Are Getting ‘Angrier’ – Still Hurt Like Hell When You Step On Them
Once upon a time in a faraway land and by faraway land I mean in your kid’s toybox all…
My Kids Are Walking Gender Stereotypes
My kids are so stereotypically gendered, it’s crazy. I’m not sure how this works, except to say that when…
5-Year-Old Accidently Kills His 2-Year-Old Sister With His Own Patented Kiddie Rifle
A moment of mourning for a 2-year-old little girl who was fatally wounded by her 5-year-old brother. While children…
Barbie May Be In Her 50s But She Looks Like A Tired 17-Year-Old Without Makeup
In yet another adage about makeup aging a person (see Courtney Stodden for examples), a photo of “Barbie without…