STFU Parents: Mommyjacking With Non-Sequiturs on Facebook Confuses Us All

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2. Vaguebooking + Non-sequiturjacking: A Love Story


“Sux that u have a big lab exam and ur nervous or or whatever. Did u know that my son will be 6 months tomorrow? Did u know he’s the sweetest chunky monkey anyone’s ever met? Did u know he will be eating solid foods soon? Have u heard of half-birthdays? Tomorrow is my son’s half-birthday because he will be 6 months old. Now u know. Hope ur test doesn’t suck. Good talk.”

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