STFU Parents: Giving Thanks For All The Cool Parents
5. Superhero Turkey DisguiseÂ
Finally, we have Turkey Batman. Is it a turkey? Is it a bat? Is it the most absurd and inventive way for a turkey to not become dinner? Yes, yes, and yes. And it has googly eyes, as all superheroes should. This turkey is poised to become a Feathered Crusader and fight for justice for all its turkey allies against knives, humans, and other sworn enemies. My intense love of post-Thanksgiving turkey sandwiches aside, I approve of this heroic escape strategy.
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!