STFU, Parents: Facebook Sanctimommies Know Best

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5. Dummies Talkin’ Bout Dummies

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In New Zealand, the word ‘dummy’ is slang for pacifier, in case you couldn’t tell what Jenny the Ultimate Mommyjacking Insulter was referring to. What kind of person jumps in on Facebook to talk shit about a magical device that soothes children’s cries, and parents’ ears, during the early months of a child’s life? Maybe Jenny should stop running her own mouth and take a tip from this sleeping baby. Self-soothing never comes easily for a infant, but it shouldn’t be this difficult for a grown woman. Take a break from telling people what to do, Jenny. You should be able to stop yourself before hitting “Publish” at this stage in your adult life.

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