12 Snacks You Should Never Bring To Your Child’s Classroom

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We’ve been having quite the laugh about the mom who had a hissy fit over not being allowed to bring cookies that look like vaginas to her child’s second-grade classroom. Because we want to help all those busy moms out there, here is a list of a few other snacks that you should not bring to your kid’s classroom.

1. Edible panties.

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Kids think underpants are hilarious, and who doesn’t love licorice? I get it. But trust me when I say that the other kindergarten parents will not be as amused.

2. Nutella dipping cookies.

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The idea is genius. But no one wants to see children licking Nutella off of penis-shaped finger cookies.

3. A platter filled with halved papayas and halved butternut squash.

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This, laid out the on a platter, is bad enough.

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But combined with this? Now you’ve got trouble.

4. Body paint.

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Hey kids! Come check out the fun! We get to paint each other with chocolate and then lick it off okay now I see why this is a problem.

5. Sweetbreads.

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Kids love fried foods, so why not introduce them to the salty, earthy taste of fried cow tongue, cheek, and balls? Their parents will be disgusted by your sense of adventure.

6. Fish tacos.

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Do I really need to go into this one? I mean, enter into a conversation about it? I mean…explain it?

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