40 Utterly Hilarious Tweets About Marriage
Remember, it’s all about mind-reading.
Some of these marriage tweets demonstrate the subtle art of knowing exactly what to pick or what to say without being given any clues whatsoever. See, she can’t just come right out and say which color she likes the best, for two reasons. One, if she picks her favorite and he doesn’t like it, it’ll be very bad for him. And two, she wants him to pick the color she likes best without having to tell him which one she likes best! It’s how she knows he really loves her and knows her. You’ve just got to learn how to read minds when you’re married, it’s as simple as that.