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Someone FINALLY Made A Beer For Both Mommies AND Daughters – Hello Kitty Beer!

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One of the biggest conflicts I’ve had in raising my daughter, ever since she reached the terrible twos, is what sort of beer we can buy and enjoy together. Now China has finally solved this issue and created an alcoholic beverage we can BOTH enjoy, Hello Kitty Beer!

Hurray! It wasn’t enough that we just saw Hello Kitty’s adorable face on items like vibrators and machine guns, we can now have Hello Kitty branded beer for when we wanna get adorably shitfaced. From The Atlantic:

Consumers in China and Taiwan can now pick from six fruit-flavored brews, including peach, lemon-lime, passion fruit, and banana, sporting the cartoon cat on the can. With about half the alcohol content of a Budweiser, they’re not very potent. But as Kotaku’s Eric Jou put it, “They’re so ridiculously smooth and tasty that one can barely tell they’re drinking beer. It’s almost like drinking fruit juice, even if the cans do say ‘beer.'”

I don’t know about you guys, but nothing sounds more delicious to me than beer flavored with imitation banana. From Kotaku:

All of the beers come at 2.3% alcohol by volume

 

And more importantly:

It took me three beers to get buzzed. Three.

 

Considering it has a local alcohol volume, what is in these fruit flavored yummies that can get a grownass man all drinky after just three? And more importantly, if a man got tipsy after three how long would it take a toddler*? And even MORE importantly, where can I buy these in America? Because I would so rush right out and grab some.

*I cannot believe I have to say this, but due to the fact some sanctimommy will comment, NO, never ever give a toddler or a child under the legal age of drinking, which is 21 in America, alcohol. Kids should never be given alcohol, and all adults should drink responsibly, unless you are me, than drink as much as you want, specially if someone sends you Hello Kitty beer.

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