The Top 10 Headlines Mommyish Sees In North West’s Future

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kim kardashian and kanye westFor now, North West is known simply as Kim Kardashian‘s preemie look alike who is being breastfed. But given her now signature name — and parents — there’s a lot in store for her. Just look at the headline possibilities!

“After Her Parents’ Marriage Headed South, North Was Out With Dad Getting Ice Cream

“North To Model For North Face In Fall Catalogue”

“North Meets South – How Nori Met Her BF/GF In Atlanta”

“North West In North West: Nori Says She Loves Seattle!”

“North To Debut New Scent: North By North West”

“North West Says She Finds South West Too ‘Different’ For Her Lifestyle”

“North West Officially Changing Her Name To Nori West After Asking Parents WTF”

“North West To Go Back East For College, Perhaps Yale”

“North West Attends SxSW, Planning Her Own North By North West”

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