Kim Kardashian Is Breastfeeding A Smaller Version Of Herself

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Kim KardashianThe long-awaited Kimye baby, now officially known as North West, is off at some undisclosed home with parents Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. The little girl may have been born a whopping five weeks early, but reports indicate that the baby looks just like teeny tiny Kim. I assume this means she came out with dark side swept bangs, holding a couple of Hermes bags.

Us Weekly reports that North West, nicknamed “Nori,” was teeny tiny preemie weighing in at just four pounds and 15 ounces. Mommy is reportedly breastfeeding her baby, who apparently looks just like her:

“She’s tiny and perfect,” another source tells Us. “She looks just like Kim — with her dark hair and some of her features.”

Nori is also described as “healthy” by this gabby source. Kim was initially — and understandably — “scared” about delivering over a month early. But the doctors on the scene were able to convince Kim that she was “ready” and that it was go time.

Considering how “perfect” baby Nori is, I have no doubt that grandma Kris Jenner is already scheming with ways to debut her. Should Nori make her debut through the fairly traditional tabloid cover? A Kardashian product endorsement? How about her own reality TV spinoff? Can newborns wear TV makeup? We’re about to find out!

(photo: Ivan Nikolov/