Chuck E. Cheese Employees Do Not Get Paid Enough To Deal With These Birthday Parents
There’s a pretty extensive list of reasons not to want to go to a Chuck E. Cheese with your…
Chuck E. Cheese: Where A Kid Can Be A Kid And An Adult Can Pull A Gun
Last night, a man was shot at a Chuck E. Cheese in St. Louis just after 8pm. There were…
10 Stories From Chuck E. Cheese Employees That Will Make You Never Want To Go Back
I will admit- I have not been to a Chuck E. Cheese since I was a kid. We have other…
Skee Ball Kid Proves Some People Care More About Pageviews Than Parenting
If I see one more video of parents taping their poorly behaved child and laughing instead of parenting, I…
Chuck E. Cheese Is To Disney World What Atlantic City Is To Vegas
I’m a recent transplant to Orlando, by way of Brooklyn, New York. Orlando is where joy lives if you’re…
Psychologist Blames ‘Bad Parenting’ And Being Wasted For The Cases Of Fighting At Chuck E. Cheese
As many of you are aware, there have been quite a few incidents of kerfuffles breaking out in the…
Woman Throws Punches At Chuck E. Cheese With Baby On Her Hip Because It’s The Classiest Place Ever
Parents who take your ducklings to Chuck E. Cheese, you’re a much braver person than I. The last time…
Chuck E. Cheese, The Most Horrible Place On Earth, Got More Horrible With The Help Of A Gun-Wielding Mother
I’m going to accept this as truth: Chuck E. Cheese is the most horrible place on earth. It’s dirty….
It’s Going To Take More Than A Younger Mouse To Fix Chuck E. Cheese’s Reputation
I’ve never met a parent who enjoyed taking their child to Chuck E. Cheese. In theory, the place should…
No More Party Hats: I Hate Birthday Parties
I hate birthday parties. With a passion. The last birthday party I liked was The Birthday Party, the Australian…