STFU Parents: Heart-Shaped Love From Parents On Facebook This Valentine’s Day
2. Stained With Love
Next time you’re not sure what to get your loved one for Valentine’s Day, consider pissing the bed in the shape of a heart. It may be wet, but it’s warm, and if you’re lucky, it’ll stain the sheets forever. Now’s that’s love!
As an aside, how weird is it that I received the above submission as well as the one below from August 2013? FYI, this contest took place on theÂ Merriam-Wester dictionary website, and the objective was to submit a photo to illustrate the concept of “serendipity”:
I didn’t realize that a pee spot in the shape of a heart was something a person might describe as “serendipitous,” but then again, I’m not a mom. Also, who the hell is judging contests on Merriam-Webster.com?!