STFU Parents: Eggcessive Easter On Facebook Gets More Insane Every Year
1. Giant “Baskets”
It’s not a basket if it’s made out of plastic and has thick rope handles. Sorry, “Nick-and-Becky,” but those are “tubs” of gifts. I’m trying to imagine roughly how much stuff is crammed inside each of these tubs. You don’t think Becky hid a litter of puppies in one of them, do you? Because they would definitely fit underneath that top layer of toys and candy. Otherwise, I guess just like, a shit-ton more toys and candy?