STFU Parents: Parents Who Are Demanding About Their Kids’ Birthdays On Facebook
1. A Baby’s Wish List
1. This wish list is for a baby. (A baby who presumably just got a heaping crapload of stuff via a baby shower in his honor.)
2. Babies don’t have wish lists. A baby’s wish list consists of ‘not sitting in my poop for too long’ and ‘eating whenever I want.’
3. The baby isn’t even turning a full year old yet. What the hell?
Aiden, dude. Don’t embarrass yourself like this.