STFU Parents: 5 Facebook Signs Of A Documom

3. Teeth and Gums

I don’t even know if I’ve seen my own gums this close-up, so why would I want to see Kristina’s kid’s? I understand why she’s getting this view, as the boy’s mother, but as a casual Facebook user I would not want to be confronted with this picture on my lunch break. His mouth appears to be formed in a “WHYYY??!!!” shape, and it’s far more than anyone wants to see. I’m thinking that writing an update that said, “My baby is getting a couple of teeth in!” would have done the trick.

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