25 Random Parenting Memes That Will Never NOT Be Funny
8. Like clockwork.
I always knew my kids were just crying to be evil. You can sort of forgive a baby for crying (sort of). After all, they genuinely don’t know what the hell they’re doing, and they probably really do need you to help them in some way (good luck figuring out how though). But once your kid can talk? Then it becomes a game of WHY ARE YOU CRYING NOW? Crying because their sock is weird. Crying because they heard a noise, a noise they probably made. They’re thirsty or hungry or have to pee. They’re not tired or too tired or had a bad dream even though you literally left their room 2 minutes ago and heard them laughing from down the hall. It’s a game, and they’re winning.