Baby Names

Uma Thurman’s Baby Name Shall Never Be Stolen By Anyone

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Uma Thurman’s 3-month-old daughter, her third child, has a name that will be misspelled and mispronounced forever and ever and ever amen.

Rosalind Arusha Arkadina Altalune Florence Thurman-Busson.

Her and her baby daddy, businessman Arpad Busson told People Magazine that:

“Each name has a special reason and meaning to her mother and father.”

Well, that’s nice that each name has special reason and meaning, but does a baby really need so much special reason and meaning that her name requires SEVEN names? It’s the Uma Thurman baby name that shall never be stolen by anyone ever! Uma and Arpad have dumbed down this mouthful of a moniker by stating that family and friends shall call the new baby Luna, which to me seems a bit easier to pronounce. I like unusual baby names. Except in this case. And I think Uma Thurman is gorgeous and seems like a great mom so I’m not going to judge her for naming her daughter what sort of sounds like a world tour of exotic locales where the Thurman parents  may have had sex or stolen hotel soaps from, coupled with an Anton Chekhov character.

It’s their baby, they can name it what they want to. They just need to be prepared that little Luna may become a bit peeved at mommy and daddy when it comes time to sign her full name or fill out medical forms.

(photo: wenn)