Omarosa Manigault Newman Leaves the White House Kicking and Screaming

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Welp, it didn’t take a psychic to see THIS coming. Hot on the heels of Trump surrogate Roy Moore getting his racist ass handed to him by black voters in Alabama, president* Trump’s token black woman has been unceremoniously removed from her role in the White House. Omarosa Manigault Newman, who acted as the White House Director of Communications for the Office of Public Liaison, was relieved of her duties today. However, she did not go down gently.

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Omarosa Manigault Newman was allegedly fired today, by Chief of Staff General Kelly. Brb, drying my laughter tears so I can see the screen.

The official word from the White House is that Omarosa signed a resignation letter. Her last day is said to be January 20, 2018, which is the one-year anniversary of the day this country stuck its head up its own ass. But, according to sources in the WH, it didn’t go down quite like that.

Secret Service had to remove her from the grounds. LOLOLOL.

Omarosa has always held herself in, uh, high-esteem. She bragged about being close to the president*, and frequently claimed to have been instrumental in his election. Considering 91% of college educated black women voted for Clinton in 2016, we’re not entirely sure what Omarosa had to do with it.

Omarosa claimed to be close to Trump, and was one of his most outspoken supporters, as well.

But since the president* is a coward, Kelly did the firing. Presumably while Trump watched tv and drank Diet Coke.

That Omarosa EVER thought Trump valued her in any way is a mystery to me. He’s a racist and a misogynist, and apparently Omarosa was the last to know. At any rate, she’s out of a job just in time for Christmas, and this pleases me to no end. I’m petty and I don’t care who knows it.

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